Ask a Yoruba person for his/her number and you will hear... Sero hate sero, sis hate sis, tiri hate tiri,sefun sis..(080686383 76) na my hentihen number be that.
Hausa man nko? You will hear...tzero seben tzero,pipe pipeseben,por pipe por ,eleben (0705574 5411). Na my Gilo numva ve that.
THEN ASK Ibo man... You get this... Not ate not, tliple tili, dozen dozen tili (0803331212 3)
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighbourhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit.
4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.
5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX...
6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... . 7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* . 8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. You are free to add yours, 9ja I hail
Nigerian Girls have been using this tricks since time immemorial, especially during chatting. You would see chats like this;
Guy: Hi Shawty Girl: Hey cutie
Guy: I like your D.P Girl: Realy?? Aww! Thanks dear
Guy: Yea! For real... Like seriously, i wish you could be mine. Girl: Hehehehe Hmn! Where do u want to place that sister?
Guy: Which sister is that Girl: I mean your Girlfriend now...Don't tell me fine boy like you don't have a girlfriend ooo
Guy: Bidemi, am serious... am very single oooo Girl: Femi, abegi... If i hear? leave me joor! "Don't allow your Gf to come and break my head ooooo"
Guy: Lol -------------------------------------------------------------- 99% of Nigerian Girls are Guilty of this, especially when they are crushing on the guy. Or should we say this is the feminine way of asking a guy out??. Lol! Big-ups to Coded NaijaSingle Girls.
There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"
