Below are the funniest ways to
breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend...
"16 missed calls?! You run down my battery so
you're
capable of killing me... It's over!!!"
"How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting
you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"
"You don't even respect me, I'm talking and
you
are busy breathing? It's over!"
"So now you're drinking coke that has another
man's name on it, better go and find him
because it's over between us."
"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller
tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future
kids."
"They are shouting bird flu, you are still
cooking
chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!"
"I called you and you picked up immediately.
You
lack patience. I can't date someone who's not
patient."
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