Wednesday, 14 October 2015

SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL


1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once u lend them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify dem at a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I've ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down&within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while u still dey there looking like mumu 4queue.(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting"pls go back" My bros next time come 2bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take
another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario....... ........................CHAI!! !
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo......
Are u laughing already?? which category ar u?

Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Shocking!! See How This Little Boy Killed A Massive Anaconda

The world biggest snake, an Anaconda has been killed and they said it took them 37 days to kill it.
According to what was posted on a website with a photo of the Anaconda, explains it was found in Africa’s Amazon River and has killed 257 human beings and 2325 animals. It is 134 feet long and 2067 kgs. Africa’s Royal British commandos took 37 days to get it killed.
A Nigerian online platform has however started a debate saying it is a blatant lie and the Anaconda must have been killed in South America and not Africa. 
Read what he said below Btw, a lot of Nigerians agree with him with some even saying who counted the animals it killed, who counted the human beings? Lol continue…

THIS IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION. ANACONDAS LIVE IN SOUTH AMERICA..AND THERE IS NOTHING LIKE AFRICAN AMAZON. 
D ONLY AMAZON FOREST IS IN SOUTH AMERICA. D SPECIE OF CONSTRICTORS DAT LIVE IN AFRICA ARE D AFRICAN ROCK PYTHON AND IT DOESN’T EVEN GROW UP TO D ANACONDA. EVEN D BIGGEST ANACONDA FOUND LIVING OR DEAD ACCORDING TO VERIFIABLE DATA IS NO WHERE NEAR DIS SIZE. SO THIS IS A HUGE, BIG FRAUD AND FABRICATION. ITS NOT IN AFRICA.


Friday, 2 October 2015

Comedian AY Gives Wife a Hot Kiss at His Brother’s Wedding (Photo)


Producer of the blockbusting ’30 Days in Atlanta’, AY Makun was photographed kissing his wife at his brother’s wedding ceremony.

Nigerian top comedian, AY Makun and his wife Mable were pictured sharing a passionate kiss at his younger brother’s wedding over the weekend. Love is beautiful.

The wedding ceremony was a success with top Nigerian entertainers in attendance.

PHOTOS: Rihanna goes to a restaurant in Brazil dressed like this...lol

 
Only Rihanna can do this....lol
A Mother breastfeeding selfie has gone viral for shaming people who stare at her disapprovingly and reported her to facebook for posting such photos on her own page.
Jennifer posted a photo showing that Facebook alerted her that someone had reported her breastfeeding selfie for nudity.
She wrote: “So y’all post half naked pics but want to report a pic of me breastfeeding my child? Hilarious.”
Jennifer Taylor then posted a photo of her staring into the camera while breastfeeding her young daughter.
She posted the photo on Facebook and captioned it:
“My face when people stare at me feeding my child.
“Females walk around with their titties damn near popping out their shirt for attention, but the moment I pull my breast out to feed my daughter it’s a problem?
“Mind your own tits breast and let me nourish my daughter.” - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2015/10/mother-breastfeeding-selfie-has-gone.html#sthash.hnbxQD7D.dpuf
A Mother breastfeeding selfie has gone viral for shaming people who stare at her disapprovingly and reported her to facebook for posting such photos on her own page.
Jennifer posted a photo showing that Facebook alerted her that someone had reported her breastfeeding selfie for nudity.
She wrote: “So y’all post half naked pics but want to report a pic of me breastfeeding my child? Hilarious.”
Jennifer Taylor then posted a photo of her staring into the camera while breastfeeding her young daughter.
She posted the photo on Facebook and captioned it:
“My face when people stare at me feeding my child.
“Females walk around with their titties damn near popping out their shirt for attention, but the moment I pull my breast out to feed my daughter it’s a problem?
“Mind your own tits breast and let me nourish my daughter.” - See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2015/10/mother-breastfeeding-selfie-has-gone.html#sthash.hnbxQD7D.dpuf

Awww!!! and the cute little bullied boy got his ears fixed (PHOTOS)

 
6 year old cute Gage Berger got plastic surgery to fix his "elf ears" after enduring years of bullying over it. The First-grader dreaded going to school because of the mean things kids said about his ears. Gage told Inside Edition that children say "That I look like an elf and I have weird ears."

His parents said they allowed him to go under the knife at such a young age because they feared the bullying and teasing would cause him permanent damage...(before and after pic above)

Gage, from Utah, underwent a two-hour procedure to pin back his protruding ears after telling his parents he was tired of going to school. "I just don’t want to be made fun of." he told Inside Edition

After the procedure, Gage loved his new look...

His parents pictured above. Mum Kallie told Inside Edition: "He just gets really down on himself and he thinks, ‘I’m not good enough.'"



Waje & daughter showstopping in Black and White at Tinsel Charity Ball (PHOTOS)

 
Waje and daughter stun at Tinsel Charity Ball. The award winning singer flaunted her weightloss in a glamourous dress by Marvee. She was accompanied by her daughter Emerald. 

Thursday, 1 October 2015

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Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home1
Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home2
Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home3
Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home4
Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home5
Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home6
Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home7
Aliko Dangote’s $30 Million Home8

OMG!!! What this DUBAI billionaires do with their Money will Make You Re-Think your Existence..or atleast your Defination of being RICH.

OMG!!! What this DUBAI billionaires do with their Money will Make You Re-Think your Existence..or atleast your Defination of being RICH.

If you want to live a luxury life, then Dubai could be the perfect place for you. It is the most expensive city in the Middle East. Back in 1992 most of the land in Dubai was mostly plain desert but now it changes a lot. Infrastructure of Dubai is just breath-taking. Their culture also shows how rich they are. Having a Ferrari and Lamborghini lining-up in the streets is like a normal day from them and even their police force are using it. If you don’t want to believe then you need to see the proofs below:

 Having a cheetah as your pet.

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Now, that’s an interesting mode of transportation. Quite cruel infact…

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 Playing with your exotic pet on a Ferrari

Meet the world’s thinest and ugliest girl

Meet the world’s thinest and ugliest girl,who is 24, Weighs 27 kg, and Has To Eat Every 20 Minutes

 Her condition means that try as she might, Lizzie, from Austin in Texas, finds it impossible to gain weight or store fat, and as a result, she’s forced to eat up to 60 small meals a day.
 Despite the challenges, the courageous 24-year-old insists she wouldn’t change a thing about herself and, instead, throws herself into her work as a motivational speaker and anti-bullying campaigner.
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 “I would never, ever change my appearance, even if I could,” she says. “It’s taken me so many years to accept who I am and like the person that I see in the mirror so I would never change it just to “fit in”.”
 But despite her bravery, the condition, which is yet to be fully diagnosed and named, casts a shadow over her life, not least because most of the people who suffer from the syndrome die in childhood.
Her doctor says: “Lizzie is one of the very few people in the world to have this condition. Sufferers have very little muscle mass, their limbs look very thin, spindly, and many of these people, they die very early in life. Other children with this have had very different experiences. Lizzie is 24 right now so she has beaten these odds.

 
Because of the illness, Lizzie has already lost the sight in her right eye and has limited use of the other. Nevertheless, she has refused to allow that to stop her and has penned two best-selling books, and works as a motivational speaker doing up to 200 talks a year.
 “My parents raised me to be completely normal. They never told me I was different,” she narrates. “The only thing is that I was smaller than the other kids but I was just like them. As I got older, I became more aware of why people were staring at me and I started getting really angry.
 “I hated the fact that none of these kids wanted to get to know me. In my mind, I’m just like them and I would never tell my parents I was being bullied so my way of coping with it is when I would take a bath and nobody was in the room with me, and that’s when I would cry.”
 Once, she saw a photo of herself on the Internet with a caption ‘The Ugliest Woman In The World’.

“I felt like somebody was putting their hand through the computer screen and punching me over and over,” she says. “There were thousands and thousands of comments. The first one said: “I just threw up over my keyboard. You’re gross.” The second, “eww, kill it with fire, now”. Others asked why my parents didn’t abort me because I’m so ugly. Can you imagine that?”
 Despite the vile comments, Lizzie says she has no fear of bullies anymore and if she were to meet one in future, her response would be: ‘I won’.
 For now, she’s concentrating on the future and the anti-bullying charity she hopes to set up.
she hopes to persue a PHD IN COUNSELING EDUCATION
“My dreams for the future are continuing to help others,” she explains. “I want to create an anti-bulling company. Something for kids and adults and teenagers who are struggling and so far, my dreams have come true.”

Catholic Priest Says Homosexuality Is Gift From God







A 93 year old Italian priest named Michele de Paolis, considered to be Italy’s most rebellious priest and amongst the most universally notorious advocates for the Catholic Church to change its position on homosexuality, said:
homosexual love is a gift from (God) no less than heterosexual.
This same damned heretic said:
The Bible “is” not the word of God
And now, just a few days ago, Francis, whether by his own will or through some malicious advisors, celebrated mass with this evil man and then kissed his hand, as this photo attests:
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According to one report:
Francis closed the meeting by kissing the priest’s hand, a gesture that the far-left newspaper L’immediato called one “revealing the humility of a great man to another of the same stature.”
The sodomite supporting priest, Paolis, described in his Facebook page how the meeting got organized: when requesting the meeting, he asked the Pope, “Is it possible?” Francis then responded, “Anything is possible. Talk to Cardinal Maradiaga and he shall prepare everything.” Paolis stated on his Facebook page, “And then (unbelievably) he kissed my hand! I hugged him and wept”.
Paolis is “a well-known figure in Italy as a leading clerical apologist for the homosexualist ideology.” How, then, could the Pope not know about this man’s evil behavior? How could he kiss his hand and do mass with such a reprobate?
This same sodomite priest openly condemns the Bible, saying that its not the Word of God, and illustrates the spirit of Antichrist. He wrote in a damned book:
[W]e must overcome the letter of Scripture. It is the same St. Paul in 2 Corinthians 3:6 who says, “The letter kills, but the Spirit gives life.” … That this biblical letter.. killed and continues to kill, unfortunately, at times, not only morally but also physically, is a fact. The Bible “is” not the word of God; the Bible “contains” the word of God. …Instead of wasting energy in endless controversy the Church aims to build a Christian spirituality of joyous acceptance of self, gratitude to God in the knowledge that homosexual love is a gift from Him no less than heterosexual. A spirituality in which we dialogue and we compare to all, but obey God alone.
He moreover said that Christians:

completely ignore the phenomenon of homosexuality, which science has now clarified unequivocally: the homosexual orientation is not chosen freely by the person. The boy or girl will discover that it is an approach deeply rooted in personality, which is an essential aspect of his identity: it is not a disease, it is not a perversion. …Some church people say, “It’s okay to be gay, but they should not have sex, they can not love each other.” This is the greatest hypocrisy. It’s like saying to a plant that grows, “You must not flourish, you must not bear fruit!” …We must have patience with our Mother Church… Her attitude towards homosexuals will change.
There is a very dangerous homosexual supporting ring deeply entrenched in the Vatican, which is helping enable it when it conducts mass with such a depraved heretic.
I have myself experienced, to some measure, this homosexual supporting ring in the Catholic Church, in a conversation I had with one priest and Catholic canon law judge, named Robert L. Kincl (also known as Fr. Bob Kincl), who was ordained in Rome. Kincl had befriended us as a fan of Shoebat.com acting as conservative, yet referred to homosexual fondling as permissible in the conversation. Having been shocked at his remarks, I told Kincl:
How can you, as a priest, be so liberal toward such a sick evil as two men fondling each other, or as two men having a “relationship” just as long as they are not going with other men. It is evil and it is reprobate.
I also told him:
It is not tolerable for you, as both a priest and a canon law judge, to be permissive to somebody having a homosexual relationship just as long as they are not being promiscuous with other men. It is deplorable, and in the words of St. Paul, “worthy of death” (Romans 1:32).
Kincl defended his position and responded with a rejection of the Old Testament and a twisting of St. Paul’s condemnation of homosexuality in Romans, stating
We do not follow the Hebrew Scriptures. We follow Jesus Christ who never mentioned gay relationships. When St. Paul mentioned such a relationship he was referring to the promiscuousness of the Romans using sodomy.
Shoebat.com decided to investigate Kincl and found that he has a dark past. In 1993, Kincl worked as a Commander in charge of clergy at the U.S. Navy, and while he was in the service he defended another chaplain confirmed to be guilty of child molestation, named Robert Hrdlicka.
The investigation revealed that Robert L. Kincl had even written the authorities, not to charge the pedophile who molested the young boys, but urged them to send him back to serve as a chaplain:
Catholic chaplain Lt. Robert Hrdlicka pleaded guilty to molesting boys in 1993. Before his sentencing, six other Catholic Navy chaplains and the church’s archbishop for the military services urged authorities to send Lt. Hrdlicka to a church-run treatment center.
“It is my fervent hope and prayer that he will be able to return to the active ministry as soon as possible,” wrote then-Cmdr. Robert L. Kincl.
Instead, Lt. Hrdlicka went to prison.
Shoebat.com looked up Kincl’s My Life page, to find out that after all these years Kincl is still friends with Hrdlicka the pedophile, since he is on his friends list.
Just as we have Muslims, like Bergdahl, who have infiltrated the military, we have people like Kincl who have infiltrated both the military and the Catholic Church, with their depravity.
Kincl is now serving as a priest in Our Lady’s Maronite Catholic Church alongside Msgr. Don Sawyer. When I confronted Sawyer on Kincl, Sawyer vehemently defended Kincl.
Robert L. Kincl, depraved priest who defended another child molesting priest
Robert L. Kincl, depraved priest who defended a child molesting priest
Don Sawyer, Msgr. at Our Lady’s Maronite Catholic Church where Kincl serves
Don Sawyer, Msgr. at Our Lady’s Maronite Catholic Church where Kincl serves
Shoebat.com decided to contact the Diocese of Austin to file a complaint, and spoke with the Very Reverend Daniel E. Garcia as the Vicar General for the Diocese of Austin, and Chancellor and Secretariat Director for Administration, Deacon Ron Walker, who were under Bishop Joe S. Vásquez of the Diocese of Austin.

We asked them how could someone who supports homosexuality and defended a pedophile still be serving as a priest and not be excommunicated, to which Deacon Ron Walker, rolling his eyes, said that the Church’s main objective would be to reconcile him with God, and not excommunicate him.
It seems that the Diocese of Austin could care less if one of its priests supports homosexuality and defended a pedophile.
Vicar General Danny Garcia of the Diocese of Austin
Vicar General Danny Garcia of the Diocese of Austin
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Why is this man serving as a priest when the Catholic Church, in its teachings, forbids homosexuality?
It is not surprising to see how far reaching homosexuality has gone in the Vatican. What other deviancies will enter the Vatican in the next decade remains to be seen. Whatever happened to normal sin? In the good old days, steeling a chicken perhaps constituted such sin, but these days, its sleeping with it.
Christianity is not about sycophancy, its about war against evil and the devil. We must arm ourselves to fight in this war.

INDEPENDENCE DAY SPEECH: Buhari's Top 10 Quotable Quotes

  1. Whatever one’s views are, Nigerians must thank former President Jonathan for not digging-in in the face of defeat and thereby saving the country untold consequences.
  2. No temporary problems or passing challenges should stop us from honoring this day. Let us remind ourselves of the gifts God has given us.
  3. That we have remained together is an achievement we should all appreciate and try to consolidate.
  4. We have all the attributes of a great nation. We are not there yet because the one commodity we have been unable to exploit to the fullest is unity of purpose.
  5. There have been a lot of anxiety and impatience over the apparent delay in announcement of ministers. There is no cause to be anxious. Our government set out to do things methodically and properly.
  6. I bear no ill will against anyone on past events. Nobody should fear anything from me. We are not after anyone. People should only fear the consequences of their actions.
  7. Change does not just happen. You and I and all of us must appreciate that we all have our part to play if we want to bring CHANGE about.
  8. Every new government inherits problems. Ours was no different. But what Nigerians want are solutions, quick solutions not a recitation of problems inherited.
  9. Impatience is not a virtue. Order is more vital than speed. Careful and deliberate decisions after consultations get far better results. And better results for our country is what the APC government for CHANGE is all about.
  10. We must change our lawless habits, our attitude to public office and public trust. We must change our unruly behavior in schools, hospitals, market places, motor parks, on the roads, in homes and offices. To bring about change, we must change ourselves by being law-abiding citizens.

Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Miley Cyrus steps out in baggy denim on denim


Miley was spotted in a baggy denim jumpsuit with a heavily embroidered denim jacket as she walked to her home after dinner. You like? More photos after the cut...

Karrueche Tran's sexy poses for High Snobiety magazine


More photos from her High Snobiety magazine shoot. More when you continue...



Check out this beautiful wedding photo

Amazing!
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